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March 3, 2011 by Nigel Vanstone

Remember this?

It now looks like this:

Because, yes, I FINALLY got past the ten kilo mark after weeks of hundred gram losses. Finally. Man that was a pain.

Anyway the clock is reset. On to the next ten kilos. See how feral looking I can become in the next ten.

Note to Lloyd. I weighed myself post haircut. I possibly lost a couple of grams at most. I also expelled wind prior to weighing myself so the results may be skewed. You’ve got way more hair than me though buddy. You could easily lose half a pound. heh.

Better though, no?!

Posted in Nigel | Tagged Beard, Haircut, Weight Loss | 12 Comments

12 Responses

on March 4, 2011 at 4:11 AM | Reply jwesleyt

That appears to be a number 4 blade. I clearly stated a number 1 blade. At least the Paul Bunyan look is gone. Well, I guess I will settle with a Dom DeLuise-esque look or Chef Paul Prudhomme……..still Wooly Booger though!

Expelled wind?!?!?!!? Are you actually discussing effluviations?!?!?!? Butt burps?!?!?!? I hope you mean you exhaled, or Queen Colleen will have to be notified of another breach in Southern protocol……shades of drip, drip, splash, and splutter……………….
- on March 4, 2011 at 2:32 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  Heh
  I live in fear of Queen Colleen.
on March 4, 2011 at 6:51 AM | Reply Reza

As I said you look very trimmed on your face and lower body;) for your next weigh in plan, work on your fore skin if you cut it back and go for circumcision you probably lose 10k in a few days!!! Do not make excuses!! you never know until you do it.
- on March 4, 2011 at 2:31 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  HA! see, this just works on so many levels now. Not only will I always be happy forevermore after the surgery, I lose 10 kg in one quick snip. Sweet!
  I didn’t realise it weighed that much.
on March 4, 2011 at 1:01 PM | Reply kerrie anne brown

well someone has mentioned circumcision, so I suppose this blog will go viral or is it you that has to mention it? I have to say I am with Wesley, still woolly booger look, I thought you were going to shave!!! It looks like all you have done is trim and not too sharply at that.Come on Nigel smarten up love.Where is that James Bond look? I think you should share that pic with your adoring readers, then you would go VIRAL !!!
- on March 4, 2011 at 2:23 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  I dont have that James Bond picture. Do you have a copy you can lend me?
on March 4, 2011 at 2:31 PM | Reply Nicola Stratford

I love the beard. But then my dad had one, and I loved him. And Wayne has one, and I love him. So it was going to be likely that since I love you, too, I’d love the beard. I think it makes you look artistic.

As to effluvia, the Aussies believe better out than in.
- on March 4, 2011 at 2:34 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  Thank you Nic and good to see you back.
  Your last comment explains so much of other people in supermarkets now.
on March 4, 2011 at 8:57 PM | Reply jwesleyt

Thank you Reza.

And Nigel, you will get to learn the secret handshake of the Circ brotherhood!

Better than that silly Masonic handshake……………………….
- on March 4, 2011 at 10:37 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  Yea cheers Rez. It’s like you had channelled Wesley.
  You guys are ganging up on me
  Secret handshakes….. It does sound more and more tempting tho….
on March 5, 2011 at 12:05 AM | Reply jwesleyt

And there is the ring, and the special access to emoliants, among other “trade” secrets…………………..
- on March 5, 2011 at 1:47 AM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  There is a ring??????
  Seriously??!!
  If you’d told me that before we coulda done it when I was last there
  emoliants? I dread to think