I sent Wesley a birthday present for his 51st. A boring tie and another present. All wrapped beautifully.
Now you remember the haircut/ beard clipper abstinence when I was losing weight. I got particularly woolly and was harassed daily by Wesley to trim the bloody thing. He was relentless. I have to admit I was keen to do so but had to hold out.
So when I did trim it finally I kept Mr Thompson in mind and saved the clippings to send to him. I even told him I would do so. He didn’t believe me because, really, who would be stupid enough to do such a thing. Me! I’d be that stupid.
So I wrapped them beautifully and posted them along. And waited for a response. And waited. And waited.
I was becoming a bit concerned when Wesley advised that the parcel had arrived finally. And had been opened. And been DNA tested. And had a bio sticker on it. And an identity number.
Then, to make matters even MORE genius, they rewrapped it for him.
I love the fact that my beard is considered a terrorist threat. Love it. Love the fact it was DNA tested. Love the fact they rewrapped it, which was really sweet of them. LOVE the fact I am mad enough to do it.
I just wish it had been more than just beard hair.
Away For A Bit 
You are truly insane.
I would not have known they rewrapped it, if it were not for the different adhesive tapes used on that one parcel comarred to the beautiful tie.
A bio-sticker on it as well. I have told you, haven’t I that our ID group is also responsibile for Bio-terroism. I had to take those damned Anthrax immunizations!
And you send a bio-product to my hospital, without listing it on the package!
You are insane.
Nonetheless, your hair package now resides on my shelves of notariety in my office. The questions have been interesting.
Ha, wait until I place the reminent from your circumcision on my shelves of notariety!
THAT makes it even MORE genius!!!!!! PML!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This may be my best present ever.
My remnants of prepuce are being mounted and framed and put on display at the lake house. It will add some class to the place:)
Thats the deal. Or the gomco goes unused LOL
Truly disturbing… but entirely un-surprising!! đŸ™‚
I can’t even begin to think of a comment
No comment !! Just one suggestion; never go to US again , after being DNA tested they are going to send you to Guantanamo Bay with no reason like the others;)
hahahhaha Rez, your bias is showing.
If they do that I expect you to come and rescue me.
I had not thought of your possible “slight” delay at any port of entry here in the USA. No doubt your DNA has made the circuit and through the help of the CIA/INS/HLS and NatGeo , they have determined you come from a penal colony in the southern hemisphere and your Y chromosome is originally Libyan and you are a third cousin twice removed from Khadafi!
Poor Nigel languishing in Gitmo, all because he sent his hair as a joke. What lawyer wouldn’t love that case?!?!?!?!
Rez, I think we should all remember Nigel for who he was………once you are in the bowels of our esteemed justice system – one is never really seen again. In America – you are guilty until proven innocent. And that takes money – lots of money.
KB is speechless?!?!?
Sigh, my Gomco clamp will lay dormant now. As part of your “stay” at Gitmo, they will arrange for your little procedure as part of health advocacy and disease prevention.
I also insist you come rescue me if that happens.
I shall insist you be the gomco user for the hygiene sweep and, instead, you can have a complicated escape plan hatched while they think you’re circing me.
Did they include the DNA report when re-wrapping the parcel?
i don’t believe so but that would have been a nice gift too.