My friend, Wayne, told me the Rapture was going to occur today. I was miffed really. Firstly, I didn’t know it was going to occur. I’d missed that completely which is really annoying. It had been predicted, evidently, by this man who has a history of getting it wrong, bless him.
Secondly, it would be at the same time as Doctor Who.
Guess which one annoyed me most.
So I was told it was going to occur at 6pm and it’s 6:05 and I didn’t notice anyone floating off. Presumably no-one floated off in earlier time zones such as Australia or New Zealand as they probably would have mentioned it on the news. The most annoying thing about the day is that Doctor Who has been delayed for 45 minutes for some crap reality show.
I refuse to take that as a sign.
Away For A Bit 
now this is sorta spooky Nigel, I did not know what rapture was until a minute ago when I read it in this blog, but a couple of nights ago I had this weird dream that there was a tornado,I was laying on the ground and trying to put my arm up to warn people to get down on the ground, and I was in a type of hospital or nursing home(In real time I was staying at Pt Elliot, and there was an alert the next morning that there was going to be a storm of mammoth proportion and to batten down the hatches, and so we all went ooohhhh Kerrie the psychic predicts storm ha!ha!) But there was one detail we didn’t think fitted and that was the old lady in the yellow chenille dressing gown floating in the air. We thought maybe she was caught in the eye of the storm, but now I am thinking it was rapture in my dreams!!!! What do you think????
I think increase the medication…..
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