Tales Of My Beard…. Belt

March 16, 2011 by Nigel Vanstone

As you know I am on a weight loss push. Normally I my don’t cut my beard and hair until I’ve lost 10 kgs. (That has started again, by the way. This has a dual effect of motivating me and drives JW to distraction which motivates me further… as he whinges. A lot.)

However today is not about beards. The title should have had a strike through effect but I couldn’t get it to work in the heading. No, today revisits the belt. I put on a pair of trousers for the first time since buying them in November. And when I bought them this belt was tight.

And no, I’m not holding my breath. I’m still fat as but clearly a bit less. This is at the belt notch from November.

I was pleasantly pleased

Posted in Nigel | Tagged Beards, Weight Loss | 24 Comments

24 Responses

on March 17, 2011 at 12:49 AM | Reply Martin

As a person with a weight problem myself (as well as other problems) I know it is good news on any given week when we don’t gain a huge amount of weight – so to have several weeks where you are losing weight is brilliant and wonderful for your ego… even if no one else is noticing the loss yet. More power to you, and keep up the mighty work. Congrats!!
on March 17, 2011 at 1:04 AM | Reply jwesleyt

Atta boy Nigel! At this pace, little Gareth will yet see sunlight……………………………..
on March 17, 2011 at 1:51 AM | Reply Peggy

That is excellent! Way to go!

Remember every pound lost is a good pound.

(spoken from someone who also needs to remember that & who needs to lose a bunch & get more healthy. It’s so hard!)
on March 17, 2011 at 9:03 AM | Reply Michael P

Congrats! Job well done…
- on March 17, 2011 at 8:15 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  Thank you to everyone for the encouragement. Another 2.5 today.
  onward and upward
on March 17, 2011 at 5:09 PM | Reply kerrie anne brown

To me,it seems like you are getting LOTS of accolades for a job well done, but I am thinking…”Is this really what this blog is all about?” Maybe its a subconscious motive to talk about ‘penis things’ and then I read JW’s blog and wham I am
vindicated!!!!! BTW Good work boyfriend x
- on March 17, 2011 at 8:13 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
  that had me on the floor.
  Isn’t everything a subconscious motive to talk about “penis things”?
  And to be fair to me, I haven’t mentioned mine in… maybe days!
  Thats a personal record.
on March 18, 2011 at 1:19 AM | Reply jwesleyt

KB, except for our precious mother Gaiea, it would appear the entire world revolves around “phallic” entities – even if it is the Rabbit II with the lifelike jelly tip……………………
- on March 18, 2011 at 5:23 AM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  I had to have this explained as I am very slow.
  However I think you’ll find this is also a bait and switch.
  Justifying discussion about little Gareth whereas, in fact, I am surprised more people dont discuss it more often. 😀
  Wesley is just ahead of his game, as ever.
- on March 18, 2011 at 5:27 PM | Reply Nicola Stratford
  
  It’s years since I’ve revolved around a phallic entity. {:-(
  - on March 18, 2011 at 5:32 PM Nigel Vanstone
    
    OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!
    I am on the floor laughing….
    Oh lord…..
    A hint, Nic.
    You aint the one meant to do the revolving……
    If so you’re doing it wrong….
    Oh god….. that was priceless….
on March 18, 2011 at 5:33 AM | Reply jwesleyt

Would KB, Nicola, Peggy, Lisa, and Nigel want me to mail out a supply of the The rabbit II with the lifelike jelly tip?
- on March 18, 2011 at 5:42 AM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  Can’t speak for the ladies but a lifetime supply of anything I would never pass up 🙂
on March 18, 2011 at 4:49 PM | Reply kerrie anne brown

I’m lost!!!! I’m thinking the rabbit with a life like jelly tip sounds a bit sexual, but why II? Is that 2 in roman numerals? and if so what happened to 1? was it superseded? Also whats a girl supposed to do with it ? I’ve never been one much for toys!!!! and where on the rabbit is the jelly tip? Does it come in different colours?
- on March 18, 2011 at 5:30 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  There are so many lines here. So, so many…..
  However as I am a gentleman and a friend I will say none of them.
  I have thought of many though and they made me giggle, each and every one.
  Wesley can field this one…
on March 18, 2011 at 5:29 PM | Reply Nicola Stratford

I’m with you, KAB. Afraid to google Rabbit II, no way no how!
- on March 18, 2011 at 5:32 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  When you do, take a picture of your face……..
on March 18, 2011 at 8:29 PM | Reply jwesleyt

Well ladies, the Rabbit II is the second generation or newer and improved Rabbit which is a popular personal pleasure device for women – not men. It vibrates and sort of jumps in a thumping pounding way – not unlike a rabbit. The life like jelly tip is made of a polymer that mimics the feel of lips that squeeze and massage. Its shape roughly fits the clitoral hood and give the little woman in the boat a ride she wont soon forget.

Very popular here stateside! Anyone care to pre-order in bulk and save on shipping?
on March 18, 2011 at 8:31 PM | Reply jwesleyt

http://www.therabbitvibrator.com/
on March 19, 2011 at 4:55 PM | Reply kerrie anne brown

Thanks JW , couldn’t find the rabbit II in the catalogue ,but the purple bath bunny was cute, and waterproof too!!!Now you said these weren’t for men but there IS the cock ring rabbit, and even with my naive background, am sure they’re not for women!!!! so when the others give the affirmative, then I will send you my address and visa details, or were you sending me a gift? Maybe you could come and give me a demo? I mean you are a doctor after all…aren’t you?
- on March 19, 2011 at 8:12 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  well thats a lovely mental image….
  i now need dettol on my brain
on March 19, 2011 at 7:33 PM | Reply jwesleyt

Oh I think I would need to gift this kind of item. And as I am a medical professional – it would only be proper for me to demonstrate the use of any DME – (Durable Medical Equipment)…………although I fear with you, it durable nature may be called in to question!
- on March 19, 2011 at 8:13 PM | Reply Nigel Vanstone
  
  and theres another lovely mental image.
  dettol in vat like quantities today…..
on March 20, 2011 at 10:11 PM | Reply kerrie anne brown

Thanks Dr JW, I sooooo hope you come down under, and I mean that in a non-sexual way, but would love a demo and could even arrange a Tupperware type get together, where we play games and giggle and get a demo, and touch things and make innuendos, and eat petite-fours and drink martini’s. Sigh isn’t life grand !