As part of the stat display, I am given a list of phrases or words that people type in that leads them to this blog. Mostly these phrases or words are self-explanatory (to no-one’s surprise, circumcision is a popular and frequent word) however some of the phrases that lead people here completely baffle me.
Here then is some of the (quite baffling) terms that brought people to this silly little thing…
style homogenisation
Well yes. I have loads of style. Now. I found a blue polyester t-shirt the other day. I had pangs of nostalgia…
cartoon man standing still
Truly I have no idea. I certainly mention cartoons and use comics all the time so understand why that would bring people here. But standing still??? What cartoon character stands still? Sadly I can name three but that’s cos I am a comic geek.
funny map australia floods bloody hot
OK I can understand why people came here. The joke map of Australia was hugely popular. Curiously often when I steal mercilessly from my emails they do better than the rubbish I spout off.
why do australians call english people nigel
Why indeed? My brother named me. Have I told you that story? My parents in a fit of madness asked my then two-year old brother what I would be called. He came up with Nigel and thus I was cursed. I mean seriously, what parents do that? Name a puppy by all means…. They die off after 10 years… I’ve been living with Nigel for 45 years. I was gay before I came out of the womb.
https://awayforabit.wordpress.com/2011/01/30/tales-of-my-beard/
That was really a specific search. That made me smile. Hopefully my beard gave them great joy.
fat women mud therapy
What the hell???? Anyone got any ideas where I mentioned anything remotely associated with that? Cos I’m drawing a blank. Facials? I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned that.
funny kids getting beat up
Again WTF???? Seriously. What did I write that made people come here looking for that???? I am completely flabbergasted. Does anyone remember?
hypochondria Meibomian cancer
It had better well be bloody hypochondria. Did I tell you I can’t see the specialist till June??? And I’ve got private cover. Bloody annoying. I learnt from the long wait to see the neurosurgeon with my brain tumour that there is not point worrying about waiting times however, really??? That’s taking the rhymes with diss. Good to know it’s just not me concerned with it though. Misery loves company and all…..
pronouncing macrame
Oh that made me laugh.It’s not just us that struggles with it. Well I don’t struggle at all. I know exactly.
It’s pronounced Mah Crah May. Live with it.